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Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

Florida. 20. Country Girl. Ford. Pit Bulls.

Beer. Jason Aldean.


So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(Source: deanwinchesteroffiicial, via mesexy-jk)


Oh you shush, I’m sure there’s plenty!


when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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